siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

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“If the price was right I would definitely eat placenta”

Unnamed Coworker

LOL SELFWHORING

I didn’t mean for this to be about hamsters.

After trying this tumblr stuff once and then going “looool back to blogspot” I thought I’d give it another go

I haven’t blogged in a good long while so I might not be very good. How do word?

There’s been too many feels recently so I thought that I would not write about feels. Will suggested hamsters but my knowledge of hamsters stop at how to dye them to look like Pikachu. Which is cruel, inhumane and something I definitely would do. From what I hear all they do is wake up at night and gnaw the ever-living fuck out of their cages.

Okay, so we’re now googling hamster products. You can buy books for hamsters. BOOKS. Wonder what they’d be called…? “Green eggs and hamster”? A guide book to “Hamsterdam”?

You can actually buy proper mansions for hamsters with add-ons and gadgets. Some small rodents are spoilt rotten. My coworker said that you can actually train hamsters, which is quite clever. He trained it to open it’s own cage door, which wasn’t clever because it got out and died. 

Hello Mr. Bandwagon!

After getting annoyed at everyone else’s tumblr feeds clogging up my facebook I thought the best thing to do was to become a fierce clogging contender.

And voilà! My tumblr! 

Also, take the title seriously. It is a very good piece of advice that has served me well.